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December 06, 2008 06:02PM
A guy wearing an Army football jersey walks into a bar, carrying a
cat. The cat is also dressed in a little Army jersey.

The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the Army- Navy
game here? My cable is out, and my cat and I always watch the game
together."

The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in my bar,
but it's not very busy right now, so you and the cat can have a seat
at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the
cat, I'll have to ask you to leave."

The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty
soon Army manages to kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on
the bar, meows loudly, runs over to the bartender and gives him a
high-five.

The bartender says, "Wow, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a
touchdown?"

The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."
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