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Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!

Haiku and Limericks go here!
August 10, 2007 11:34AM
Since our poetry elsewhere is lamented,
And by arbitrary mods was resented,
With proper decorum,
I demanded my forum
For our passion, though somewhat demented.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
August 10, 2007 02:24PM
the whining members
spend effort without result
fish they will not catch
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
August 10, 2007 05:40PM
They might catch a fish...
Only to find the fish is
Full of mercury

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
September 18, 2007 04:07PM
limericks are better here
haiku is just trivial
rhetoric with rules
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
September 20, 2007 11:40PM
If eeek prefers limericks, well then
I must write him one now, yet again
His comment is plumb crazy
And yes, I am lazy
This is all I can manage, so amen.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
August 15, 2007 11:07PM
When sad just look to the cooky
but do not be looking for nookie
she's bright and she's blonde
she'll never be conned
if I'm wrong go quick see your bookie
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
August 15, 2007 11:43PM
Mominatrix started this thread
with humor that might be widespread
after tossing her wrench
like a typical wench
she stumbled off into her bed
penguin flips
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
November 18, 2007 01:51PM
The guy that she dated was named Ed
his softee turned his face red
so she went after Bob
and that did the job
Now Ed is not joining her in bed
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
November 21, 2007 08:38PM
I divested myself of dear Bob,
Decided that he was a slob,
If he cannot call me,
Then he shall soon see,
That he is now out of this job.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
June 10, 2008 07:01PM
A most distinguished poodle pup, Sock
Finally showed up here to our shock
I thought he was lazy
And his reasoning crazy
But now he is here, so we rock.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
June 12, 2008 07:42PM
From the limerick -o file for fortune. Here's one for eeek! Not that I'd suggest that you're OLD enough to know what a log table is. Worship the Webmaster

To bear offspring, Noah's snakes were unable.
Their fertility was somewhat unstable.
He constructed a bed
Out of tree trunks and said,
"Even adders can multiply on a log table."
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
June 12, 2008 11:50PM
Sent off to Banned Camp for posting my kitsch
(That Pandy’s such a severe damned bitch)
Getting bored in the hoosegow
Made me hungry for chow
Now someone go fetch me a beer'n'sammich
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
June 13, 2008 03:30PM
Your Majesty's orders are clear,
Did you have any preference for beer?
Your lunch I'll prepare
The remote's on the chair.
If you want it you'll have to come here.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
June 13, 2008 03:35PM
Mominatrix started this thread
with humor that might be widespread
after tossing her wrench
like a typical wench
she stumbled off into her bed
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
June 13, 2008 04:30PM
Eeek it would seem likes to mutter,
Now that everyone's here, more I'll utter
Why sit here feeding
Poems while no one's reading?
As for his poem, it seems he might stutter...

Now that our Sock's here rejoice!
From a broad swath of subjects, we've choice...
At his keyboard there's talent,
And he is quite gallant.
So the poem thread will find increased voice.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
June 13, 2008 04:34PM
The guy that she dated was Ed
his softee turned his face red
so she went after Bob
and that did the job
Now Ed is not sharing her bed
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
June 15, 2008 03:47PM
They say there are plenty of fish
we come here 'cause that is our wish
sending emails all day
just doesn't pay
I just can't have a piscatorial dish
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
July 19, 2008 09:41PM
There was a young man from Boston
Who rode around in an Austin
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.


(I hope these don't have to be my own, just favorites :-) http://www.coprolited.org/emoticons/office.gif
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
July 19, 2008 09:45PM
Or a REALLY dirty one...



Nah, I shouldn't put that one here....



Hmmm Why not folks might enjoy it....



Nah Too Dirty....



Well, if I just say "da da" for the dirty words...


Da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da
Da da da da da
Da da da da da da da fuck!
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
July 26, 2008 05:46PM
She warned him about giving her lip
With finesse and a well spoken tip
He felt rather faint
When she fastened the restraint
Quaked with fear when she took out her whip

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
July 27, 2008 07:57PM
we all are romantically twisted
with limericks bout strange dicks and fish dip
you throw out your hook
pull up a schnook from the brook
or a pussy from hell that has fishlips


(I was in a crummy mood today, and decided to get disgustingly creative)
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
July 27, 2008 11:41PM
With two handed flogging she'd choose
A spot which would not show a bruise
Her blows were adept
As she finished, then stepped
And allowed him to worship her shoes

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
July 28, 2008 09:19AM
encouraging limericks perverse
dear eeek placed us under a curse,
of writing these lines
with words that can rhyme
some dirty, and some of them worse
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
July 28, 2008 11:32AM
As if proper boot licking's enough?
There is other important stuff,
It's not just being strong,
While adjusting your thong...
A mistress must always be tough!

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Re: Haiku and Limericks go here!
July 28, 2008 07:13PM
Mm, mm, mm, kissing shoes
What I duz when I getz the blues
I smooches the toes
The heels and the bows
Then I start on the other one.
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