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Re: Flailings of a Broken Mind

Flailings of a Broken Mind
January 06, 2009 06:48PM
-- All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
-- When there are visible vapors having the prevenience in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
-- Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
-- A plethora of individuals wither expertise in culinary techniques vitiated the potable concoction produced by steeping certain coupestibles.
-- Eleemosynary deeds have their initial incidence intramurally.
-- Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.
-- Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be well advised to refrain from catapulting projectiles.
-- Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minikin.
-- Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
-- Surveillance should precede saltation.
-- Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
-- It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
-- Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
-- Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
-- The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly galled saucepan does not reach 212 degrees Farenheit.
-- The writing implement is more potent than the claymore.
-- The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby theoptimal cachinnation.

Is a brain stretcher be something that improves the mind or something on which one would carry the brain after attempting interpretation of thoughts like these?
Re: Flailings of a Broken Mind
January 07, 2009 12:20AM
Quote:
doflagie
-- All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

It's a silly metal anyway.
Re: Flailings of a Broken Mind
January 07, 2009 02:43PM
Speaking of silly mental...

This haiku was texted to me by one of my minions. The one with the whips, who is forcing me to do math homework... He is trying to convince me that I have a bad math attitude:

The sun rises over
River runs throughout the plains
Slope is their love child

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Re: Flailings of a Broken Mind
January 07, 2009 02:56PM
Slope is easy
just take delta y
and divide it by delta x
Re: Flailings of a Broken Mind
January 08, 2009 09:33AM
Apparently someone needs tutoring in haiku form...

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

*sigh*

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Re: Flailings of a Broken Mind
January 08, 2009 12:50PM
Slope flows to the sea
It's just the delta of y
Split with delta x
Re: Flailings of a Broken Mind
January 08, 2009 01:56PM
Much better!

Today, I have to enter the Matrix.

I am pretty sure there is no spoon.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Re: Flailings of a Broken Mind
January 08, 2009 02:05PM
A haiku about last night's homework... from the same source.

Two secrets, two clues
Eliminate and substitute
Universe revealed

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Re: Flailings of a Broken Mind
January 09, 2009 12:51PM
simultaneous
equations melt to oneness
invert universe
Re: Flailings of a Broken Mind
January 09, 2009 01:30PM
Angus MacTavish McVee
Wondering which way to pee
Increased the angle
And found that the dangle
Was still Y = MX + B
Re: Flailings of a Broken Mind
January 10, 2009 02:45PM
whats with all of this mirth and merriment about a mass of monotonous mathematical monstrous manipulations of mind melting
mathematical equations... its fucking math... I hate math, even when they use the fucking alphabet!!! (on my way back to the Stress thread that Eeek posted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
plugging my ears and closing my mind singing Lalalalalalalala
One can truely break their minds this way.....lalalallaa

poor dawn.... its not your attitude, dont believe him!!!!
just plug your ears, do NOT let them melt your mind!!!
screw the math haiku's... just RUuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Re: Flailings of a Broken Mind
January 12, 2009 12:48PM
If you like RU4REAL, I can make the variables = four letter words. Or maybe it'd be better to find all possible combinations of A, B, C, and D if A = Scum, B = Bag, C = Sack and D = Slime. (there are 16 combinations not using any word twice)

Scum, Bag, Sack Slime
Scum, Bag, Slime, Sack
...
Re: Flailings of a Broken Mind
August 07, 2009 08:54PM
"We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.
But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle
Haggard song at a French restaurant. ...
I could not tell the girl about the woman of the tollway, of
her milk white BMW and her Jordache smile. There had been a fight. I
had punched her boyfriend, who fought the mechanical bulls. Everyone
told him, "You ride the bull, senor. You do not fight it." But he was
lean and tough like a bad rib-eye and he fought the bull. And then he
fought me. And when we finished there were no winners, just men doing
what men must do. ...
"Stop the car," the girl said. There was a look of terrible
sadness in her eyes. She knew about the woman of the tollway. I knew
not how. I started to speak, but she raised an arm and spoke with a
quiet and peace I will never forget.
"I do not ask for whom's the tollway belle," she said, "the
tollway belle's for thee."
The next morning our youth was a memory, and our happiness was
a lie. Life is like a bad margarita with good tequila, I thought as I
poured whiskey onto my granola and faced a new day."
-- Peter Applebome,
International Imitation Hemingway Competition
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