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His Majesty, the Doctor is in... Now, where does it hurt???

His Majesty, the Doctor is in... Now, where does it hurt???
August 04, 2008 05:59PM
All right, all right, I'm here. Now fill out the insurance form and step into my exam room. And remember, it's all okay if I touch you there.. I'm a doctor.

Now, where does it hurt???
Re: His Majesty, the Doctor is in... Now, where does it hurt???
August 04, 2008 06:01PM
I am mute, you will have to do some probing around and see what happens.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Re: His Majesty, the Doctor is in... Now, where does it hurt???
August 04, 2008 06:28PM
Momi...

You want me to probe around because you are mute? And here I thought it was veterinarians who couldn't talk to their patients.
Anyway, if the good doctor probes you too hard, you won't be mute for long... So let's get you cured... Now, face the wall and assume the position...
Re: His Majesty, the Doctor is in... Now, where does it hurt???
August 04, 2008 06:30PM
Oh, alright... *smirk*

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Re: His Majesty, the Doctor is in... Now, where does it hurt???
August 04, 2008 06:33PM
eeek:

You just gave me an idea of how to cure of that ridiculous cat rumble photo thread affliction that you are shamelessly perpetuating.
I'm going to have my physicians assistant, E.T., give you an anal probe. Like the girl in the video said, don't fight it--just breathe.

I'll be in my office popping my Viagra samples and meeting with that hawt new blonde pharmaceutical rep.

Later that day...
So, E.T., how'd it go with Patient Eeek? What do you mean, he asked you to lunch tomorrow?
And yes, I do see where your probe fingertip is glowing like a light. I'd get that checked if I were you...
Re: His Majesty, the Doctor is in... Now, where does it hurt???
August 17, 2008 03:18AM
I am sending this in to conquer the cats!
http://www.lclark.edu/~hesdaile/pictures/baby.jpg

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Re: His Majesty, the Doctor is in... Now, where does it hurt???
August 19, 2008 11:00AM
Mominatrix, I'm a doctor, not a chiropractor. Not get your spine off my lawn.
Re: His Majesty, the Doctor is in... Now, where does it hurt???
September 02, 2008 11:34PM
Oh yes, Live at the Hollywood Bowl.

I was there in one of the front boxes. The day I kissed Eric Idle on the lips. He slipped me some tongue.

We were on acid. It was fun!

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Re: His Majesty, the Doctor is in... Now, where does it hurt???
September 02, 2008 11:43PM
Yeah, but it needs more cow bell!
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